Recipes to some of the posts you’ll see on the Random Rambler.

Friday Faux Pas
Ingredients:

• 202 nationalities
• 1 common language
• essence of business initiative

Preparation:
Place 202 nationalities in mixer and blend for 35 years. Strain mixture using a common language filter, discarding pulp left behind. Finally, add essence of business initiative and wait for hilarity to rise. Best served on signs, billboards and restaurant menus.

Hidden Gems
Ingredients:

• 1 UAE

Preparation:
Begin by popping bubble surrounding UAE with a pointed needle. Next peel away the layers of islands, hotels, festivals and property developments. Once outer shell has been stripped, use a sharp knife to cut through the inflation, traffic and construction. Look and carefully extract (may require magnifying glass and tweezers) any shining glimmer that may be embedded within the core. Best served with a slice of reality.

Media Miscue
Ingredients:

• Assortment of press releases and editorial leads
• A handful of overworked and underpaid editors (can be substituted with handful of clueless editors)
• 1 underworked & overpaid boss

1. order allegra
2. order altace
3. order amaryl
4. order amoxil
5. order arava
6. order atarax
7. order avandia
8. order avapro
9. order breast success
10. order cardura
11. order caverta
12. order celebrex
13. order cialis
14. order cialis soft tabs
15. order cipro
16. order clarinex
17. order claritin
18. order coreg
19. order coumadin
20. order cozaar
21. order crestor
22. order deltasone
23. order depakote
24. order diovan
25. order ed trial pack
26. order effexor xr

Preparation:
Mix assorted press releases, editorial leads and editors in a large bowl. Knead editors with assortment continuously using boss. Stop when there are no more bubbles of complaint. Place mixture bowl in oven, adjusting time to preset deadline. Remove mixture from oven 2 hours earlier than set deadline. Best served on newspapers, magazines and any other print media.

More recipes to come!