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Fakh
A furniture store in Karama that doesn’t (in more ways than one) beat around the bush…

Branches opening soon across town:
- Al Dumfakher Electricals
- Al Gofakhoff Repairs
- Al Fakhinsheet Carpets
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Warning!
This pic was taken a while back at Dubai Media City when they started work on the multi-story car park between Building 4 and 6.

well… at least they were nice enough to put up a warning sign.
Random Recipes 1
Recipes to some of the posts you’ll see on the Random Rambler.
Friday Faux Pas
Ingredients:
- 202 nationalities
- 1 common language
- essence of business initiative
Preparation:
Place 202 nationalities in mixer and blend for 35 years. Strain mixture using a common language filter, discarding pulp left behind. Finally, add essence of business initiative and wait for hilarity to rise. Best served on signs, billboards and restaurant menus.
Hidden Gems
Ingredients:
- 1 UAE
Preparation:
Begin by popping bubble surrounding UAE with a pointed needle. Next peel away the layers of islands, hotels, festivals and property developments. Once outer shell has been stripped, use a sharp knife to cut through the inflation, traffic and construction. Look and carefully extract (may require magnifying glass and tweezers) any shining glimmer that may be embedded within the core. Best served with a slice of reality.
Media Miscue
Ingredients:
- Assortment of press releases and editorial leads
- A handful of overworked and underpaid editors (can be substituted with handful of clueless editors)
- 1 underworked & overpaid boss
Preparation:
Mix assorted press releases, editorial leads and editors in a large bowl. Knead editors with assortment continuously using boss. Stop when there are no more bubbles of complaint. Place mixture bowl in oven, adjusting time to preset deadline. Remove mixture from oven 2 hours earlier than set deadline. Best served on newspapers, magazines and any other print media.
More recipes to come!
