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For more info, the Sharjah Desert Park can be contacted on 06 5311999. The park is open weekdays from 09:00 - 18:00 (closed on Monday), Thursday 11:00 - 18:00 and Friday 14:00 - 18:00. Adults Dhs 15, Children under 16 free.

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All those of you who’ve decided to keep both your Etisalat and du number, diverting one to the other, STOP! As I found out the hard way, you will be charged for diverted calls between networks. Any calls that I received on my Etisalat number (which was diverted to my du number) were charged back to me and that too for the entire duration of the call! Some things never change…

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Ingredients:

• 202 nationalities
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Preparation:
Place 202 nationalities in mixer and blend for 35 years. Strain mixture using a common language filter, discarding pulp left behind. Finally, add essence of business initiative and wait for hilarity to rise. Best served on signs, billboards and restaurant menus.

Hidden Gems
Ingredients:

• 1 UAE

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Begin by popping bubble surrounding UAE with a pointed needle. Next peel away the layers of islands, hotels, festivals and property developments. Once outer shell has been stripped, use a sharp knife to cut through the inflation, traffic and construction. Look and carefully extract (may require magnifying glass and tweezers) any shining glimmer that may be embedded within the core. Best served with a slice of reality.

Media Miscue
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• Assortment of press releases and editorial leads
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More recipes to come!

*This* has been a long time coming… a good couple of years overdue, to be somewhat exact. Oh well. So what’s this site all about? Well it’ll probably be easier for me explain by starting with what this site is NOT about.

This site is not going be

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Now, for those of you still reading at this point… this site will, for the most part, be Dubai / UAE centric. There’s a lot of quirkiness (is that even a word?) around this part of the world; from cultural sensitivities to inane laws to words getting lost in translation… all of which will make for some pretty funny posts, I guarantee! Next, most of the content on this site will be photography / illustration driven and part of the reason for that is for me to get off my lazy ass and do more of it. Though it remains to be seen if that strategy works out. What else can you expect? There’ll be some regular weekly posts, Friday Faux Pas, Media Miscues, Hidden Gems, Photoslops, some rantings and definitely some ramblings….

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